LET THE GARDEN TEMPT YOU
INDICA – THE SIN OF SLOTH
HYBRID – THE SIN OF LUST
For those who worship stillness. The flower that lingers long after the world has faded.
Ice Cream Cake
Wedding Cake × Gelato | Seed Junky
A dessert for the damned. Frosty, full-bodied, and designed to make you forget what day it is. Sweet on the inhale, surrender on the exhale.
Punch Breath
Mendo Breath × Purple Punch | Symbiotic Genetics
Heavy as velvet, soft as bruised fruit. A sleepy swirl of grape and earth, perfect for melting into anything — or anyone.
Mac #1
Alien Cookies × Columbian × Starfighter | Capulator
Cosmic calm, wrapped in sugar. Smooth, creamy, and meditative, like smoking a galaxy tucked in silk.
Oreoz
Cookies & Cream × Secret Weapon | 3rd Coast Genetics
Dark sweetness with a smoky snarl. Lingers like a slow-burn romance you swear you’re over.
Love Affair
Alien Rock Candy × GG4 | Kind Love
Sticky, seductive, and deeply unreliable. Lights up like lust, fades like a lie — but you’ll crawl back for more.
Pablo’s Revenge
Animal Mints × Sherb Cake | Tiki Madman
Cool, calculated, and unapologetically rich. This one doesn’t knock — it lets itself in and takes the whole couch.
For tension, temptation, and everything in between. The ones that make you forget your type.
Cadillac Rainbows
Pure Michigan × Runtz | 3rd Coast Genetics
Glossy and gorgeous with no clear direction. Rides smooth, hits sideways. Feels like flirting with trouble and loving it.
Garlic Juice
Papaya × GMO | Oni Seed Co.
Funky, fermented, and freaky. Sweet rot meets savory power — not for the faint of appetite.
Mint Julep
Rozy Cake × Hood Candyz | Solfire Gardens
Cool-mint seduction dipped in hard candy. Starts polite, ends with you texting someone you shouldn’t.
Super Boof
Black Cherry Punch × Trop Cookies | Blockhead
Cherry cola chaos with a side of “What just happened?” Sweet, stoney, and far too easy to overdo.
White Truffle
GG4 × Peanut Butter Breath | Fresh Coast Genetics
Earthy, creamy, and unsettlingly elegant. The kind of smoke that clings to your sweater — and your thoughts.
DK Stomper
(GG4 × Purple Skunk) × MAC Stomper | Sugarship
Unhinged hybrid energy in a fancy wrapper. Equal parts sticky, spicy, and strange. Lust doesn’t follow rules — neither does this.
SATIVA – THE SIN OF PRIDE
Bright, loud, unbothered. These strains strut, not stroll.
Crescendo
Chem D × (I-95 × Mandarin Cookies) | Ethos Genetics
Citrus-laced jet fuel for the mind. Giggly, wild-eyed elevation with something to prove and no one to impress.
Yummy Yummy
Bahama Bussdown × Udder Madness | Solfire Gardens
Tropical chaos in a gold frame. Juicy, weird, and fully aware of its power. Think fruit punch in stilettos.
Golden Cookies
Golden Goat × Cookies & Cream | Kind Love
Syrupy sunshine with a cookie crust. Sparkles in the chest, sings in your skull, and doesn’t shut up (in the best way).
Lemon Train Haze
Ghost Train Haze × Lemon Haze | Dutch Girl
Bright, zesty, and a little unstable. This one’s a sharp left turn into inspiration and overstimulation.
The Soap
Animal Mints × Kush Mints | Seed Junky
Clean smoke, mean spirit. Floral, icy, and sharper than your ex’s new partner. Smells rich, hits louder.
Black Inferno
Black Velvet × Devil Driver | Clearwater Genetics
Lush, spicy confidence that climbs the spine. New to the lineup, already acts like royalty.